Exhibit A:
Okay, these guys are obviously rock stars or pimps with guitars or something, so they aren't a good example.
Try this:
So far, we can deduce two things: People from the 90's needed to take more showers, and of course, they needed to stop trying to blind me with day-glow. The assault on the senses, considering that in addition to sight and smell they bombarded everyone with their crappy music, is enough to drive someone batshit crazy, explaining this:
We have seen some pretty terrible and horrifying stuff from the 90's, but nothing compares even closely to.... ZUBAZ!!!
Ok kids, I know you won't believe me, but in the early 90's these pants were popular. This guy up here is a good example of the average Zubaz owner: He is blind. Either he always was or his eyes melted off his face when he first saw those pants. Secondly, he is stupid, because what is a blind guy going to do with a football? I feel bad for whoever he was playing catch with.
Given what we have learned today, if an anthropologist from the future were to look back at our favorite decade, he could conclude a few things from the clothing these people left behind: They had obviously been exposed to some sort of horrific nuclear disaster that caused their clothes to glow bright neon colors, caused mass blindness, and somehow destroyed every shower so nobody could bathe.
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